The Tickets are Now Diamonds!

For those of you who have not seen the truly amazing Old Spice commercials with Isaiah Mustafa, there's been a hole in your life and now you can fill it. I will grace you with the first commercial he did for Old Spice:



He's done many an Old Spice commercial, but it appears that he will now switch roles to a Marvel Comics character by the name of Luke Cage. Does that ring a bell? Probably not if you're a girl since we all know girls aren't into comic books, GI Joes, or anything else that boys like because they have cooties and we don't want to get them. I saw a quick preview of Isaiah Mustafa as Luke Cage but it's now copyrighted and unavailable. Just trust me.

Now, what I'd like to focus on isn't really Isaiah playing Luke Cage or Old Spice commercials. It's that from the Luke Cage preview on the video website I frequent, explanation said that they don't want Isaiah to leave Old Spice, and suggested this unknown actor who made a video proving he could play Luke Cage. Check this out:



This is a homemade video by this guy and his daughter and it's priceless. My first thought was why didn't he take those photos outside? He's trying to look tough while standing next to a pink garbage can and a TV. Basically anywhere besides his daughter's room would have looked better. But the comments on the video just proved how articulate the younger generation has become. Many people were like "OMGGGG yo dad IS Luke Cage!!!!!! Get this to Marvel asap!" And there were the gems such as "he would make an awesome luke cage. i'm not just saying that cause i'm gay." And someone wrote "GTFOOH" which I couldn't figure out. Thankfully some people did point out the many grammatical errors and that by making this, his daughter probably hurt his non-career more than helped.

All in all, I'd like Isaiah to stay on Old Spice and I hope they at least give this unknown man a chance to do something other than flex his muscles in tight tank tops, while posing in his daughter's room.

Bridesmaids

Now this is a movie I would spend my money to go see. Mainly because I have no money so I can rarely justify spending it on B average films. But Bridesmaids was amazing. And I don't use that word lightly. Actually I say it all the time to describe mostly everything. The KEY to this film though, is that you cannot, I repeat canNOT, watch too many of the different trailers. It turns out there are tons of clips and trailer of the film, and they will only ruin it for the viewer. Mark my words.

So I will not put a trailer up, I will simply say go watch it. Then I'll say I told ya so.

I Wish

I don't know if it would help me get a job, but I ran across this oldie-but-goodie and I can't help wishing...I was a baller. You have my permission to turn this up and dance.

Skee-Lo: I Wish

The End of an Era

As everyone should know, the Queen "O" has officially ended her reign on television. I think we all can agree that it was a sad day when news broke that our beloved Oprah decided to move in a different direction with her life. How could she leave an hour long program every week where she elongates every guest's name and gives away more than the average person owns?

Well, in honor of the Big O, I decided to name this new blogging adventure after one of her segments. Now, just to clarify, this will have almost nothing to do with Oprah. If by chance there happens to be something on here that she also at one time mentioned on her show, then so be it. This blog will mainly be about random things I find during my endless amounts of time working in the unemployment sector. Let's just say business is slow right now. The beauty of this is that my main Followers will be those who possess jobs, but are somehow bored and need fun, ridiculous distractions from the ever-mundane task of making money.

I encourage your thoughts and feedback, unless it involves disagreeing with my choice of favorite things, in which case: Don't tell me, I don't care. Don't read it if it offends your bourgeois taste.

Other than that...let the money making begin! (On your end).